whoa ash too soon
- the chubby lead singer that lost weight
- the short, energetic one
- the quiet one
- the one with the hair that everyone forgets
the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
The Pokemon Effect, by Katie Tiedrich
Pokemon is the shit now. We have a club and we had a tournament this semester
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.




